As you've surely seen, the East Coast is preparing for a pending cicada invasion. And by "preparing," I mean "hyperventilating in front of a computer screen." Sure, everything happening remotely close to New York always gets blown out or proportion—that big gray cloud you just Instagrammed is going to release water, which is called "rain"; everyone will be fine—but, I mean, there are going to be a lot of cicadas, like multiple-hundreds per person. Despite the pending invasion of these mutating alien-shrimp pods, you're all probably going to be fine. Probably. To get the low-down on what ... Read More
