The dark pointed spines protruding from the smooth brown bark of the sandbox tree give the plant an ominous look to begin with, but should you wander by one laden with pumpkin-shaped fruit, you'd be wise to take cover. That's because the tangerine-sized seedpods of the sandbox tree can literally explode with a gunshot-like bang when the time is ripe, flinging flat seeds up to 300 feet at more than 150 miles per hour. Eat one of these previously projectile seeds, and you'll double over with intestinal cramps, diarrhea and vomiting, not to mention a rapid heartbeat and impaired vision. Eat ... Read More
‘Dr. Spawn’ alter ego: Ragweed
Ah, the sweet smell of ragweed ... bane of every outdoor allergy sufferer's existence. Come late summer and early fall, most of the air across the United States — especially from the Midwest to the East Coast — is teeming with ragweed pollen, causing as many as 30 percent of adults and 40 percent of children to suffer from allergic rhinitis, or "hay fever." Symptoms — sneezing, runny or stuffy nose, and itchy eyes, nose and throat — begin in mid-August when individual ragweed plants start releasing the billion or so pollen grains they will produce during the growing season and ... Read More
‘The Strangler’ alter ego: Kudzu
In one of the best examples of promotion gone terribly, terribly wrong, kudzu — lovingly referred to as 'The Vine that Ate the South' — was once touted as a miraculous combination of forage crop, erosion controller and ornamental vine that just happened to come with a refreshing grape scent. Fast forward 100 years, and the vine, native to Japan, is smothering the southeastern United States in a canopy of 4-inch, emerald green leaves. Listed by Congress as a "federal noxious weed" in 1998, kudzu has infested an estimated 7 million acres between Texas and New York. Its infestations are ... Read More
‘Toxic’ alter ego: Sago Palm
Pet owners and parents beware. The sago palm wants you to think it's just a pretty addition to your garden landscape, but in reality it is one of the most toxic household shrubs planted today. The entire plant, not just its red seeds, are full of carcinogens and neurotoxins that can induce vomiting, headaches and seizures upon ingestion. One chemical, cycasin, can cause permanent liver and neurological damage if large enough quantities are absorbed by the body. The amino acid beta-methylamino-L-alanine, on the other hand, is a neurotoxin suspected of inducing nerve degeneration and tremor ... Read More
‘Stingstro’ alter ego: The Stinging Tree
Australia is home to some of the world's most deadly animals including the box jellyfish, the funnel-web spider, the paralysis tick, and 10 of the planet's most venomous snakes. But if, despite this, you still pine for the land down under, keep in mind that not all of Australia's hazardous wildlife moves. Case and point: the stinging tree. Don't let the heart shaped leaves of Dendrocnide moroide and other stinging tree species fool you. They are covered in fine, silica hairs chock full of a painful, unidentified neurotoxin. A tingling sensation induced by the toxin (easily injected into ... Read More
‘Poison’ alter ego: Deadly Nightshade
The dark, intensely sweet berries of deadly nightshade may taste appealing, but ingesting one too many could be a fatal mistake. The berries, along with the leaves, stem and roots, of this 5-foot-tall plant are full of the alkaloid toxins atropine, hyoscyamine and solanine, all of which affect the nervous system. Simply handling deadly nightshade, which is native to Europe, Africa and North America, causes skin irritation; and experts caution neither freezing nor cooking the fruit destroys the toxins. Sally, a main character in The Nightmare Before Christmas, evidently knew this, as on ... Read More
‘Inferno’ alter ego: Cogongrass
Wanted dead, never alive. Having taken up root on every continent except Antarctica, cogongrass is considered one of the world's worst invasive species. Unintentionally introduced to the United States from Japan around 1914 as packing material for Satsuma oranges and later cultivated for erosion control and forage grazing trails, the weed has infested an estimated 1 million acres of land in Alabama, Mississippi and Florida. Its faults? First of all, cogongrass has minute silica crystals imbedded in its leaves that turn each blade of the grass into, well, a literal blade of grass. ... Read More
‘Sunburn’ alter ego: Blister Bush
All plants need the sun in order to grow, but leave it to blister bush to use the sun against you. Native to the Table Mountain region of South Africa, blister bush, with its greenish-yellow umbrella-shaped flowers, is perfectly harmless. Perfectly harmless that is, until you touch it and an unpleasant cocktail of psoralen, xanthotoxin, bergapten and other chemicals are brushed off the plant's leaves and onto your skin. In all likelihood, you won't know anything is wrong until two or three days later when a severe, red-purple rash and large burn-like welts appear on your skin. Blister ... Read More
‘Smoke’ alter ego: Tobacco
Magneto, The Joker, Lex Luthor. Every comic series has its top villain, and the world of evil plants is no different. In her book Wicked Plants: The Weed that Killed Lincoln's Mother and Other Botanical Atrocities, Amy Stewart provocatively introduces her choice and ours for the world's most wicked plant, tobacco, as follows: "A leaf so toxic that it has taken the lives of 90 million people worldwide ... so addictive that it fueled a war against Native Americans, so powerful that it led to the establishment of slavery in the American South; and so lucrative that it spawned a global industry ... Read More
‘Spreader’ alter ego: Killer Algae
The most threatening of comic book villains can escape captivity, be it a prison or a mental asylum, no matter the security level, and for killer algae the tale is no different. In 1984, killer algae — a mutant strain of the tropical seaweed Caulerpa taxifolia — allegedly escaped from Monaco's Oceanographic Museum (ironically, under the directorship of Jacques Cousteau at the time) when an employee discarded aquarium waste into the nearby Mediterranean Sea. Had it been any other tropical seaweed, this may not have been an issue. But killer algae — originally "discovered" in a German ... Read More

